Porn is love you can see.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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