After last night, I could never be a politician.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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