I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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