Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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