New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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