My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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