all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
whose ass print is on the piano?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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