I think my vagina is haunted
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The uberlube is also flammable
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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