can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Randomize
