And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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