Do vagina's smell?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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