I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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