party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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