Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
no, he came in my armpit
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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