he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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