Its about making memories worth repressing
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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