Your tits are I can't wait for
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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