The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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