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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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