Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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