Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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