I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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