And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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