Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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