Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude i'm inner monologue high
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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