Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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