So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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