hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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