Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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