it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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