guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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