How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
