the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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