I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Randomize
