I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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