Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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