Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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