Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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