Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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