im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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