If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You're like the curious george of whores
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
