oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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