problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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