He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sext me about skeletons
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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