No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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