As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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