I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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