we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize