I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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