Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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