I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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