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I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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