Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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