Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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