Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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